AP – Brussels
Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel called an emergency press conference today to address the world, most of which was shocked and held its breath, awaiting news from Brussels.
In a tearful and moving statement, the Prime Minister said “We realize we face a tragic moment. We have to be calm and show solidarity.”
The terrorist attacks that rocked Brussels have disrupted the city’s life, claiming many lives and causing extreme digestive issues.
Michael continued with:“We are all affected by the interruption of Brussels Sprout distribution, but I assure you that every effort is being made to normalize supply. I have diverted all manpower to this task, even emergency personnel, so, make sure you don’t have any accidents or need the police. I beg you to not riot in the streets. Help is coming. Green, disgusting, help.”