Brazil’s crisis reaches a new high. President calls for international help.

AP – RN, Brazil

Due to an out of control recession, Brazil is now struggling more than ever, despite being a South American economic powerhouse.

While most states are used to constantly dealing unfunded hospitals, police and schools, the situation has hit critical mass and they have reached out internationally for help.

The lack of television programming guides has hit Brazil hard, and the population is clamoring for solutions.

“Most people are turning on to television programming with no forewarning whatsoever, depending on blind luck and macumba.” said a state senator, on the condition of anonymity.

Brazil’s president has issued a statement stating “We’re used to being a shithole, with out of control crime and corruption, but now is the time to ask for international intervention… WE NEED A STACK OF TV GUIDES!”

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One Response to Brazil’s crisis reaches a new high. President calls for international help.

  1. Shawn says:

    Fuckin LoL!!!

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