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People with “Sandy vagina”, “Bunched-up panty” and “Politically-correct to the point of being anal” syndromes may experience Instant Spontaneous Combustion.

This page’s author is not responsible if you just happen to be too dull to have a sense of humour, and thus cannot be held liable for how any content herein may affect affect you.

After Myspace decided to delete some photos I had uploaded, a second time, I decided enough was enough and put this up. I’m surprised they never went after my blogs, some of which were in clear TOS/AUP violation.

I own this domain, so I can trust my content will not go anywhere.