Category Archives: News

Roy Livingston – The rusty-assholed closet faggot.

Well, Roy, I said some things that hurt your little feelings, so you ran off to tell mommy, well, my facebook account is disposable and I’m already using my backup. (more…)

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South Park’s most famous boy band adds new member!

AP, South Park In a surprise move, South Park’s ultra-famous boy band, “Fingerbang” has decided to add a new member! (more…)

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Esquerda Brasileira e controle.

A esquerda Brasileira tem muito em comum com a esquerda Americana, mas a supera em outras maneiras. (more…)

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Dilma walks the plank.

The train wreck continues as Brazil’s president loses the first battle in the impeachment process. (more…)

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Brazil’s crisis reaches a new high. President calls for international help.

AP – RN, Brazil Due to an out of control recession, Brazil is now struggling more than ever, despite being a South American economic powerhouse. (more…)

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“Brussels crisis” statement from Prime Minister.

AP – Brussels Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel called an emergency press conference today to address the world, most of which was shocked and held its breath, awaiting news from Brussels. (more…)

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Zika and Brazil

If any of you foreigners believe for one minute that Zika will be controlled, you don’t know Brazil. (more…)

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Florida drowning death linked to “metal” album.

TAMPA, FL – AP Deaths continue as teenagers and now adults listen to metal band “Dethklok”‘s very dangerous music. (more…)

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Men’s Health posts innocuous article, pulls it after the internet whines.

Men’s Health magazine just posted a highly innocuous article on how chicks don’t like football stats, then pulled said article once some dumb cunts and SJWs saw it. (more…)

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Robin Williams to play leading role in new romcom

It has been leaked from a credible source close to Hollywood that famous actor Robin Williams has been cast into a leading role in the family classic’s “Weekend at Bernie’s” latest sequel, “Bernie in love”. (more…)

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